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"OK, Rookies....we've resized the site....so now's the time to remember Hero Rule 5,876........set yer abacus to 1152-864 before ya visit...{or...whatever works for ya}.....and since Zeus did not create all browsers alike I strongly suggest that you feast yer peepers using Netscape or Microsoft Explorer or whatever you mortals call it.....keep yer speakers on and yer screen's maximized.......hmmm....we're kinda heavy on pixel packed imagery here so ya might wanna be patient while we're loading down.....{Hey... ya want it fast or ya want it good?} They're not buildin' Rome in a day ya know.......and...... oh yeah....remember that this site is based on "myth" information recreated from the Disney's Hercules TV Series which is a few sandwiches short of a picnic if ya know what I mean so don't get all bent out of shape if you run into a "myth-take" or two.......just feel free to check out any of the 120,000 legitimate Greek mythology sites online....Or.....check out our Real Myths link if ya want the unofficial, private tour hosted by the show's cast. Umm...what else??? ..ooh!!! right!.... they want me to remind you that this here site's rated PG-13........OK? There's nothing too zippy here...{not by a satyr's standards, anyhoo}......but ya just might wanna keep that in mind!!!!!{Note to the fans...Real Life keeps getting real complicated, so we will be updating here and there whenever the Fates allow us to!!!!}
This Disney Herc page was chiseled into reality on September 5th, 2000 AD thanks to Kat of The Animated Lust Site who generously hosted and maintained it for three years. Artwork and graphics courtesy of Sara Rase and Tracey Pierce, text written and edited by Tara.